Sunday, February 14, 2010

Barry Goldwater: The Aboriginal Conservative Libertarian




The description that I give myself politically is as spot on as I could put it: I am a conservative libertarian, along the lines of a Ron Paul. The Texas senator is a staunch constitutionlist and understands the importance of freedom. Liberty is my main concern whenever approaching the political realm.


Who was an even greater pioneer for personal rights, freedoms, and liberty? Why none other than Barry Goldwater. Outside of his misguided notions about minorities, Goldwater's vision was on the correct tract for both his time and ours. This Arizona Senator was a true patriot and is certainly a great influential figure in history for any true libertarian. He was known as "Mr. Conservative"

Not only was his policies and ideas in the right place, but he also commanded a stellar resume. Prior to his political career, he was a Major General in the U.S Air Force Reserve. Military experience is paramount to determining the intestinal and mental foritude of a presidential candidate in my opinion. What Goldwater accomplished was no easy feat; combining true conservatism with the libertarian movement.

Here are a few classic and influential quotes by Goldwater that truly represent freedom:

"I would remind you that extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice! And let me remind you also that moderation in the pursuit of justice is no virtue"


A government that is big enough to give you all you want is big enough to take it all away"


"I'm frankly sick and tired of the political preachers across this country telling me as a citizen that if I want to be a moral person, I must believe in "A," "B," "C" and "D." Just who do they think they are? And from where do they presume to claim the right to dictate their moral beliefs to me?"

-Barry Goldwater


Thursday, February 4, 2010

Women Aren't Funny

Sitting in my college course today, I got to thinking about comedians again. After a string of thoughts, I somehow got to the point where I was desperately trying to name a decent female comedian. I couldn't do it. Sarah Silvercunt is NOT funny. She stands there behind a mic and says things in a monotone voice that are meant to be so shocking that they are hilarious (but they aren't). Silvercunt stands there and says "look at me I'm a Jew" and expects to get laughs...her looks are the one and only thing that keeps her popular.

The same can be said for Margaret Cho, whose greates accomplishment was her "eat me out" song. Kathy Griffen is even worse; I'm sure she gets booed out of every bar she ever goes to perform standup. Here's Cho's only decent bit :



But its not just female profession comedians; its women in general. Women simply aren't funny. They just aren't. They just rely on men for entertainment such as comedy, amongst basically everything else (protection, security, finances, etc.)

Think clearly for a moment: back in high school, do you recall any female class-clowns? I CAN'T. I just recently realized that every single class clown or witty/funny personality in school was a guy 100% of the time (including me), with girls giggling in the background.

The outspoken atheist Christopher Hitchens happens to agree with my theory in the video below: