The Rating System: Girls from 1-10

One of the interesting ways that men created in order to identify a woman's value, is the ratings system. A woman's worth is largely defined by how good she looks. What I will do for everyone who reads this is give a standard for what is valuable as well as invaluable in women today. Make no mistake, any woman can be rated.

First, allow me to define the rankings.

1: Untouchable. Repulsive. Disgusting. Pitiful. This woman has 0 value and 100% of the time, it is her fault. This is reserved for women who have lost all self control.

2: Barely better than a 1. Still untouchable. The difference here is perhaps the woman was born deformed. Since her looks are out of her control, I will spare her the 1 ranking.

3: This is the girl in high school that you'd get made fun of for dating. This is the last option. This is for the poor man that simply cannot afford anything better. Women like this usually compensate for their atrocious looks by being overtly funny or "good" to her man.

4: Still butt-ugly. No self-respecting man should ever stoop this low, however, the sexual marketplace favors women and therefore even below average ogres can get a man.

5. As average as it gets. Certainly not marriage or dating material. This girl is your last option in the bar when you've been rejected by everyone else. If your drunk enough, you just might take her back to your place. (But prepare to be horrified in the morning when you sober up)

6: These are the girls that usually look just decent enough to be in a relationship with (if your desperate), but not good looking enough to be a bitch. A 6 will cook, clean, and be appreciative of her man because she lacks the value to do anything less for him.

7: On her best day, when her hair is done, the nails are nice, wearing a cute outfit, she looks cute. On most days you could easily overlook her. 7's are common in offices. They shine at the christmas parties and other events when they can dress up, but other than that, you could do without them. Most times, however, this girl remains in a perpetual state of cute/averageness. (I made that word up) Also, she may be average facially but have a banging body.

8. She's cute and has a descent body. As I mentioned above, the sexual marketplace's current state is very beneficial to these women; you are very lucky to get one to stay with you. Nothing to be ashamed of here, however, you and I both know that you could do better.

9. Great body, excellent face. The real way to test if she is a 9 is to see how she looks without makeup and with her hair not done. A 9 is beautiful, even on a bad day. If you can bed a 9 then you've done well, and you deserve a drink :) What is she missing? Its hard to say, but guys know there is something left to be desired.

10. The pinnacle of beauty. Only a few exist on earth. This girl is perfect in every way. You hardly see them in real life, because they are either supermodels or off somewhere in a private country club which an uber-rich man paid for. You will most likely never bed or even talk to a 10. They are rare and unavailable.


Now that the ratings have been defined, allow me to give the standard for what is what. Below are examples of women, 1-10.

1.


Notice the short hair. Very few women can pull this of and still look decent. Long hair is feminine and very important for a woman to at least have some semblance of being a female. Her fatness was brought on by herself; she is also equally ugly.

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Not fat, just plain ugly


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Ah, your average American woman. A few extra pounds

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Let's be honest here: Asian women are superior in beauty. They truly are the best. This one here is the most beautiful on the planet. No questions asked